Secrets of the Mack
Making Moves at the Beach
by R.K.
Summer's finally here, and hotties across the nation are preparing to head to the beach, drop their clothes, show off their beautiful bodies, and take advantage of the sun's rays. So grab your sunblock, a volleyball, and a Frisbee or two, and get a head start on those legions of beautiful half-naked babes with our handy tips for making moves at the beach.
Hopefully you've been keeping up with our fitness articles, so you can run around the beach shirtless showing off your massive pecs and six-pack. If not, don't worry about it; just wear a T-shirt, focus on the pickup, and you'll do fine. Sunglasses are usually a staple at the beach, but you'll find that they make it more difficult in establishing eye contact.
Just like at a club, women tend to hang out in groups at the beach. These are your prime targets. A loner is a challenge because they usually look like they don't want to be disturbed, either with their eyes shut or wearing headphones with their faces buried in a book. Of course, approaching a group has its own challenges; you'll have to differentiate yourself from all of the other guys who are coming up and getting shot down.
If you're with your own group of friends, find some way to get your group together with the group of women, and then later on, pick the girl you want and break away. In a bar or club, this normally wouldn't work all that well, but on a beach, where the atmosphere is laid back and fun, you can merge groups with a larger degree of success. You can use anything to do this, a volleyball, a radio, guitar, even building a fire if it's later at night. You'll find that a keg works wonders.
Then when everyone's comfortable with each other, grab the girl you want and take a walk with her down the beach.
Loner
If you're by yourself, you also have plenty of opportunities. Because it's at the beach, you won't get the "what a loser, he's here by himself" attitude that you might get in a club. Just run up and down the beach making eye contact, and swoop in on your favorite girl.
One common approach is to walk up to a girl or group of girls and say, "Can you watch my stuff for 10 minutes while I go swimming (or any other activity)?" Disappear for about half an hour and then return, say thanks, and start macking. To pre-seed the conversation topics, you can leave fun objects with her, such as an acoustic guitar, interesting books, etc. Nothing too expensive, because you run the risk of it being gone when you return.
This is obviously something you can't do in a club, only with the laid-back, fun-loving atmosphere of the beach. And you must be alone to do it. There are also good opportunities to eject if you have to, like for instance if when you return, her big ass boyfriend is lying next to her.
Of course, at a beach, whether you're alone or with a group of friends, you can always take advantage of being outdoors and bringing a dog or puppy to do your dirty work. With a cute dog running around you, the ladies will come. After that, you can use standard doggie technique to keep them around while you work your magic. Give her a few treats and let her feed the dog, maybe as a reward if your dog can do tricks. Or if it's a little puppy, say, "he's running around to much, can you hold him for a second?" As long as the puppy is captive in her arms, she'll be captive in yours. Don't blow it!
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